As a guide and a warning, I advise you:
Don’t be late to dinner or eat soup from the end of a spoon
When cutting from a wedge of cheese, keep the tip in tact
Keep elbows off the table
Don’t make me come over there
You will not cry
Never use soap to clean cast iron
Get back on that horse
Yes what? Yes sir
Sleep only between dusk and dawn
When I say get it for me, I mean run
When I hit you do not back away or move your body
You are too sensitive
Never expectorate
Do not stare at the furniture
If this car is moving you better get out of the way
When physically injured – you do not need a doctor
Don’t dispute my word
Speak only when spoken to
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