Saturday, February 5, 2011


As a guide and a warning, I advise you:

Don’t be late to dinner or eat soup from the end of a spoon

When cutting from a wedge of cheese, keep the tip in tact

Keep elbows off the table

Don’t make me come over there

You will not cry

Never use soap to clean cast iron

Get back on that horse

Yes what? Yes sir

Sleep only between dusk and dawn

When I say get it for me, I mean run

When I hit you do not back away or move your body

You are too sensitive

Never expectorate

Do not stare at the furniture

If this car is moving you better get out of the way

When physically injured – you do not need a doctor

Don’t dispute my word

Speak only when spoken to

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