Saturday, February 5, 2011

THE RULES


As a guide and a warning, I advise you:


Don’t be late to dinner or eat soup from the end of a spoon


When cutting from a wedge of cheese, keep the tip in tact


Keep elbows off the table


Don’t make me come over there


You will not cry


Never use soap to clean cast iron


Get back on that horse


Yes what? Yes sir


Sleep only between dusk and dawn


When I say get it for me, I mean run


When I hit you do not back away or move your body


You are too sensitive


Never expectorate


Do not stare at the furniture


If this car is moving you better get out of the way


When physically injured – you do not need a doctor


Don’t dispute my word


Speak only when spoken to

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